You’ve heard pundits say that worry equals inertia. That worry is a poor substitute for action. That instead of worrying about what you ought to do and how you ought to do it, you ought to get started doing. That you traverse the road to success by walking on it, not by standing still and fretting.
Worrying well isn’t an easy task
Worry is a complex process filled with subtleties and bristling with nuances. Timing, duration, mindset, surroundings, focus: All these factors contribute to creating the optimal circumstances for productive worry.
Worrying well demands purposeful hard work. It’s not a task that amateurs approach with confidence or execute with skill. Many people bumble distractedly into worry, complete only a few of its essential elements, and move on with no real sense of accomplishment or closure. That absence of certainty points to an act of worry that’s at best incomplete and unproductive.
And yet all of us find ourselves pressed into service as worriers, charged with maintaining the correct level and type of concern in our individually unique lives. Some people channel their energies into worry at the expense of other activities. Some fear worry so much that they neglect it altogether. Some act out in ways designed to trigger others to worry about them, essentially passing the buck to individuals who hold no compelling stake in the outcome of the process.
Meanwhile, worry gets a bad name. Psychiatrists try to medicate it out of existence. Psychologists engage clients in long bouts of talk therapy designed to minimize it. Physicians claim that it imbalances our blood and brain chemistries, potentially compromising health and well being.
We’re bombarded with messages suggesting that worry is bad for us, that it offers no productive insights or outcomes. At the same time, deep inside, we know that anything can go wrong at any time, and that worry offers one of our only means of offsetting the potential for disaster in our lives.
Both of these messages hold deep truths. Yes,
To balance out those truths and fulfill the promise of worry in your daily life, call on our Professional Worrying℠ service counselors, a class of experts little known until
These trained, sincere, caring, thoughtful specialists leap into the fray like superheros, supporting the sagging bridges that link the parts of our lives together, pondering and even vocalizing the proverbial worsts that can happen in each individual client’s life. Symbolically and metaphorically, they stave off disaster by calling out its name and counteracting it.
The moment you contact
If what we’ve said up to this point gives you the strong sense that this invaluable option is just what you need, we salute your decision! Make today the day that your concerns fall into place.
About Professional Worrying℠ service counselors
Professional Worrying℠ service counselors could walk past you on the street without signalling their remarkable capabilities in any aspect of their appearance or conduct. These extraordinary individuals blend into mainstream society with no hint of their superlative skills, talents, and expertise visible to the casual observer. Until you see the benefits of their work first hand, you may not even realize that these professionals exist.
Becoming a Professional Worrying℠ service counselor involves an unstinting regimen of training, study, and step-by-step development from introductory-level client loads up to the mastery you’ll find in every member of our dedicated team of experts.
How the Professional Worrying℠ service process works
When you sign up with one of our Professional Worrying℠ service counselors, you complete a brief form on which you specify the aspects of your life with which you want assistance. Some clients include family members or employees in a deluxe package. Some limit the services they request to one specific realm of their endeavors, such as workplace needs, social and dating problems, or wardrobe analysis. Some only want short-term assistance with a single problem, such as a critical phase of a long-term project. We do not request DNA samples, phone interviews, photographs, or other documents besides the enrollment form. All we need is your brief, confidential input—and a modest service fee.
Depending on the depth and duration of the service you request, the nature of your problem, and the replies you give to simple, non-intrusive background questions, we assign you to the Professional Worrying℠ counselor we believe will match up best with your personality and needs.
After we receive your information and your payment, we send out your Professional Worrying℠ service package documentation, complete with Talisman Card, guidebook, Professional Worrying℠ service counselor profile, and certificate. Meanwhile, you can relax in the knowledge that a highly trained expert is doing the worrying for you.
Don’t be fooled by companies that claim they’ll “Take the Worries off Your Mind,” or tell you that when you engage their services, you can “Stop Worrying and Start Living.” None of them are credentialed Professional Worrying℠ service counselors! None of them can offer the kind of peace of mind that comes when you finally subcontract your worries to someone who can handle them.
No more unfocused, unproductive worry
Are you ready for real worry? Productive, professional worry, without all the stress falling on your daily life? Then